The Africans of Kapiri Mposhi is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its public floggings, enslaved workforce, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 30.597 billion Kapiri Mposhians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kapiri. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Kapiri Mposhian economy, worth a remarkable 5,613 trillion kwachas a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 183,465 kwachas, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,701,347 per year while the poor average 1,868, a ratio of 910 to 1.

Lion racing stadiums are open 24/7, eight year-olds can be seen lighting up in public areas, homeless people are frequently charged with trespassing on public property, and Kapiri Mposhi's airwaves are dominated by corporate-backed commercial radio. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Kapiri Mposhi's national animal is the lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Kapiri Mposhi is ranked 172,373^rd in the world and 7,861^st in Lazarus for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 386.87 on the Gilded Widget Scale.